im educaded

apprently, cougars are in for new years eve. this is disturbing for many reasons.
first of all, ew. and just....ew. to be accepting yourself as a cougar? uh....well...whatever.
my favorite thing about that website, though, is if you scroll down through the profiles, the fourth one from the top has got to be my favorite: "Woman are to be treated with respect" is his name. let's discuss, shall we?
1) WomAn is singluar, WomEn is plural.
2) he thinks women should be treated with respect, but he has a profile on dateacougar.com. nuff said on that.
3) he says he is educated. well, no, actually, he says he is "educaded." really? havent you ever heard of spellcheck? especially if you're trying to pass yourself off as educated? i mean, i know i have my share of spelling errors in this blog, but im also not trying to date anyone via this. and, as far as i know, theyre never so bad as "educaded."
4) he has high respect on womans. yes, he wrote that. he pluralized "woman" as "womanS." and he has high respect on them! i dont want his "high respect" on me....
5) he spelled believe wrong
6) "man are" .... *sigh*
7) here are the last words: "man are noting without then"
so, apparently, mans (just going with his idea of pluralization) are making notes at a time when there are no womans.
but watch out. he's educaded.
ohohoh! first he says he's 32, then he says he's 31...

and, as one last SHOCKING note about the website -- the cougars love walks on the beach!

happy new year all!!